Hes gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
Hed rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Hed rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
Hes the angriest gamer youve ever heard
Hes the Angry Nintendo Nerd
Hes the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
Hes the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on the TV
Make sure its tuned to channel three
Hes got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although Ive never seen him write anything down
Hes got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
Hes the angriest gamer youve ever heard
Hes the Angry Nintendo Nerd
Hes the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
Hes the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
Theyre horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fckin-piecea dog shit
They rip you off and dont care one bit
But this nerd, he doesnt forget it
Why cant a turtle swim? Why cant I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fck
The characters names are wrong. Whys the password so long?
Why dont the weapons do anything?
Hes the angriest gamer youve ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
Hes the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
Hes the Angry…
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
Hes The Angry Video Game Nerd