There was a young man from Gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash em.
His wife said Jack if you dont put them back, ill
stand on the bastards and squash em.
Took a bottle of sleeping pills
nothing really happened not until
I felt slighty unstable, after looking at the label
they were my wife hormone replacement pills
and my voice went up a semi-tone
and now you can call me Joan, and Ive lost half a
stone
Im happy, go lucky, things come easy to me
and its getting me down, I just wanner be six feet
under ground.
as I neared the ground, there was a tightening sound,
And I shot up and down again twice,
It was fantastic
I felt revitalised,
it was probably the best time I have had in all my
fcking life.
Oh yes, Im happy go lucky.
Things come easy to me, and quite frankly its getting
me down,
I just want to be six feet under ground.
I tired cutting me wrists, I tired but I missed.
I caught myself somewhere else instead,
in fact right between me legs.
And now I go and see a gynaecologist
and they tried to stich it back on,
but they stiched it all wrong,
and now it points in a funny direction,
no straight up!!!
Im happy, go lucky. Why do things come easy to me?
And its getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground.
And it wont be long, soon as I finish this song.
Happy go lucky! Yeah, yeah.
Why do things come easy to me? Oh!
Its getting me down, I just want to be under the
ground. Yeah!
Yeah, its getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground. Yeah!
Yeah!