Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
You tune into the easy listening station… on purpose.
You keep repeating yourself.
You start video taping daytime game shows.
You wonder why you waited so long to take up macram.
Your insurance company has started sending you their free calendar… a month at a time.
Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into dueling ailments.
You keep repeating yourself.
You discover the words whippersnapper, scalawag and by cracky creeping into your vocabulary.
Youre on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
You begin every other sentence with, Nowadays…
You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
You look both ways before crossing a room.
You keep repeating yourself.
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
You go to a garden party and youre mainly interested in the garden.