Welcome everyone
Nate its good to see you back
People we have a new member today
Id like you to meet him
Hes gonna stand up and tell us
Whats going on with him and
What he wants to change about himself
If you will
Ummm hello everybody
My name is Violent J
and Im an axe murderer
Hi Violent J
Ok now remember we all have similar problems
And thats why were all here
To help each other work them out
Well I just hope you guys dont think Im crazy but uh
Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us
Ok I will tell you if you dont tell no one else
Think I have a problem and I probably could use help
You know the midnight killer thats been all over TV
Im not totally sure but I think it could be me
Something happens to me when Im sleeping in the night
Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife
Filling up a hole again Ive dug up 32
I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats
Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks
Never have to worry about traffic or the cops
All I have to do is stay away from donut shops
I remember napping time in kindegarten class
Wasnt quite a killer yet, Id only beat some ass
Never very popular most kids would point and stare
Thats why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shit right there
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I think, well I hope its like
All bigots and richies that Im killing but
Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then
Thats ok we all make mistakes
But are you absoutely sure that
Its even you doing these killings?
The more I think about it all I see that it could be
Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me
Wake up in the morning theres no sign of my sweetheart
Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard
Dennys all night murders, and the Kinkos killing spree
Missing Sunday paper boys I cant believe its me
Im the only one from summer camp that made it home
Could this really be whats goin on?
Let me sleep on it
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons
Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon
Every morning I wake up and check if Ive been gone
Muddy boots, and Steak n Shake food wrappers on my lawn
I cannot imagine just to think what I have done
Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone
Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head
But woke up and found that bitch dead because
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
Stab em stab em
Right
Choke em choke em
Kill em kill em
And sleep right through the night
I choke em choke em