Dear Penis,
I dont think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I dont like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
Thats all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that youre the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I dont like you anymore.
Now he says
Dear Rodney,
I dont think I like you anymore,
Cause when u get to drinkin
You put me places Ive never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why cant we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
Wed just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin,
Shave my balls.