Ohhhhhh…
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasnt my night.
Art Fleming gave the answers,
Oh, but I couldnt get the questions right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
Oooh.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
Oooh.
Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope of winning sank,
Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri for one hundred,
And then my head started to spin.
Well, Im givin up. Don Pardo,
Just tell me now what I didnt win,
Yeah, yeah.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
Oooh.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
Oooh.
Don Thats right Al–you lost! And let me tell what you didnt win a twenty-
volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a
years supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But thats not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And
you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You dont get to come back tomorrow! You dont even get a lousy copy of our
home game! Youre a complete loser!!
Al Dont know what I was thinkin of,
I guess I just wasnt too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
Oooh.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
Oooh.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby…