Hi, this is Al, this scene takes place
At a typical Beach Boys practice session
Were in the midst of preparing
For an upcoming show when a feud
Breaks out between Brian and Mike
Alright you guys we have a, doubt
Come on, we have a show this weekend
Open your mouth, what do we have this weekend?
What are you trying to say? Come on Mike
What are you trying to tell us Mike?
Well, Im trying to tell you we have a show this weekend
And we could be sharper, So what do you say
Wwe go over the ending of Little Deuce Coupe?
One more time? Alright, alright yeah, come on
One, two, one, two, three
Little deuce coupe you dont know what I got
You dont know what I got
Little deuce coupe you dont know
Well Im not bragging babe, so dont put me down
Whats going on? Listen Mike, with a voice like yours
When you open your mouth its a big put down
What? What?
Yeah like in surfin safari
Lets go surfing now
Everybodys learning how
Come on and safari with me
Early in the morning well be starting out
Some honeys will be coming along
Oh yeah? Well when I, at least
When Im singing it doesnt sound like
Mickey Mouse with a sore throat oh no, man
I could come from miles away
Aint got no place to stay
Aint got, aint got
Where have you gone farmers Mother
Oh no, hey wait a minute
Wait a minute hold on hold it Mike, Mike no one really
Complains when Brian sings those pretty ballads
You mean, in my room? Yeah and surfer girl too
Wait a minute Carl, nobody complains about
The way Mike sings his fast songs
Youre talking about surfin U.S.A.?
Yeah and shut down too
Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna I shut you down
Well what do you think? Well I think they ought to quit arguing
And start practicing, what do you say Mike?
Well if Brian promises no more early in the morning
Well be starting outs, well what do you say, Brian?
Okay, as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes
Oh alright, girls, now look lets, hey wait a minute, alright girls
Now that thats settled what do you say
We go over the ending of fun, fun, fun one more time?
Okay, alright lets go then alright
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
What are you doin Mike? Well Im just showing you
That anybody can squeak like a mouse
Oh, some real tough job youve got, well she got her daddys car
And she cruised through the Im a, Im a hit it guys, oh no, oh no
Oh boy, you really think youre some kind of an opera star, dont you?
Man, man atleast I dont sound like my nose is on the critical list
Oh no