Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book?
Look give it back, youre wicky wack
With your ticky tack calls, didnt touch you at all
I didnt touch your hand man, you know its all ball
You sold a few records, but dont get slick
Cause you used a corked bat to get those hits
Youve been in the game, your career is long
But when you break it down, youve only got two songs
MCs are like clay pigeons and Im shootin skeet
I just yell pull and MMM drops the beat
You people call yourselves MCs, but youre garbage men
Takin out the trash when you pull out the pen
And if you dont like then hey fck you!
Come on in, now I read about you up on page six
They was trashin your ass, its sad youre getting dissed
Now talk about your face, now dont get pissed
But I suggest you see a dermatologist
I keep that hot sauce hot, not mild and weak
Its gonna burn your mouth until you wet your beak
Ive got billions and billions of rhymes to flex
Cause Ive got more rhymes, than Carl Sagans got turtlenecks
Your rhymes are fake like a Canal Street watch
Youre hearing me and youre like Oh my god its Sasquatch!
Im walkin on water, while youre stepping in shit
So put your sewer boots on before your ass gets lit
And if you dont like then hey fck you!
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself
And if you dont like then hey fck you!
Sucker MCs its me theyre resenting
In the animal kingdom they call it presenting
With the dipsy doodle the kit and caboodle
The truth is brutal your grandmas kugel
Kings County is my stomping ground
The Albee Square Mall, Brooklyn, Downtown
So dont ask me to wine and dine ya
Im from Brooklyn youre from Regina
Youre like Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam
Youre just yellin and wildin wondering who I am?
With those lies youre telling you look like Toucan Sam
But my styles impregnable like the Hoover Dam
And if you dont like then hey fck you!
And if you dont like then hey fck you!
What a looser