My friend named Jack
Hes got my back
He always seems to know right where Im at
My friend Jose
He likes to play
Hes always up for anything I say
Little bit of red, lotta bit of crown
Dont matter what it is
Im gonna drink it down, down, down
The wine, the beer, the whiskey
Are the only things that fix me
Im not saying its a problem
I can stop it if I wanna
But the wine, the beer, the whiskey
They always get me
My friend named Gin
Shes got some friends
Im talking Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim
My friend, the Captain
We call him Morgan
He likes to anchor down and hang over til mornin
Little bit of red, lotta bit of white
Dont matter what it is
Its gonna make it all alright
The wine, the beer, the whiskey
Are the only things that fix me
Im not saying its a problem
I can stop it if I wanna
But the wine, the beer, the whiskey
They always get me
My friend named Tito
Hes my amigo
Im gonna follow him around wherever he go
The wine, the beer, the whiskey
Yeah, I got all my friends here with me
Im not saying its a problem
I can stop it if I wanna
But who would wanna?
When the wine, the beer, the whiskey
They always get me
They always get me
They always get me
Yeah, they always get me