Theyve sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Starin at the television screen
Theyve sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fuckin punchline before you have told the joke
Well sorry, sunshine, it doesnt exist
It wasnt in the Top 100 list
And its the thousandth time that its even bolder
Dont be surprised when you get bent over
They told you, but you were dyin for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasnt what it seemed
The kids all dream of makin it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Dyou reckon that they do it for a joke?
Dyou reckon that they make em take an oath
That says that We are defenders of any poser
Or professional pretender around
And when did your list replace the twist and turn
Like a fist replaced a kiss?
Dont concern us with your bollocks
I dont want your prayer
Save it for the mornin after
And its the thousandth time that its even bolder
Dont be surprised when you get bent over
They told you, but you were gaggin for it
Lets have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and youre gettin thicker
Lets have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and youre gettin thicker
Presumin that all things are equal
Whod want to be men of the people
When theres people like you?