Shock and fright
All the creatures of the night
Theyre coming after me
And Im runnin runnin runnin cant you see
from these things that are coming after me-e-e
Bill collectors, tax inspectors
Parking enforcement has
got the government endorsement
to take my money away from me
Shock and fright
All the creatures of the night
Theyre coming after me
And Im runnin runnin runnin cant you see
From these things that are comin after me e e
My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend
and his Mercedes Benz
She calls me lazy
So what Im happy this way
Said Presidents and dead presidents,
And the residents,
at my apartment complex
complain about all the loud sex
but they just dont know
Im alone and watchin porno
Shock and fright
All the creatures of the night
Are running after me
All this runnin is getting tiring
For a guy this lazy like me
Think I just might
Join the other side
Hear its an easy life
To be a monster,
So check under your bed tonight
Bill collectors, tax inspectors
Presidents, residents and old dead friends 4x