DUMBLEDORE
I bet
youre the one who gets
all of the boys to buy you things.
Im sure
that you get all the girls
to beg you for their wedding rings.
DUMBLEDORE
I like your twisted humor!
I like your mystic rumors!
Id say we can assume were
gonna get along!
Youre not
like average Joes,
or Jims or Tims or Johns.
DUMBLEDORE
… And Id wager
that youd never run from danger
with those muscles made of bronze!
I can safely shout
without a doubt
that it wont take very long…
… Before were getting–
–and not regretting–
ever setting on gettin along!
DANCE BREAK
DUMBLEDORE
You are a beautiful sample!
For example,
my gosh– youre so strong!
Whats-a matter with me?
Now youre just flattering me!
… Oh, how were both just gettin along!
Ive never felt this way before…
DUMBLEDORE
spoken Felt how?
spoken Um, intimidated…
… You have such prominence and poise.
DUMBLEDORE
spoken Oh, that ol thing–
… Baby, its just me, Dumbledore.
So just try to relax,
face the facts
You feel just like one of the boys!
spoken One of the boys? I do?!
DUMBLEDORE
spoken Oh you sure do, baby!
Yes sir,
youre the one professor
thatd Id want detention from!
DUMBLEDORE
youre the handsome wizard
thatd I want an extension from!
spoken … And youd get one, too!
DUMBLEDORE
Ill get the door!
Oh, youll get much more!
Either way we cant go wrong…
With how shamelessly
and how famously
were both just gettin along…
Dialogue
Well be get, get, gettin,
get, get, gettin,
gettin along!