RON
Youre Harry Freakin Potter!
You dont understand
youre a legend, man,
to us all!
Every son and daughter–
RON THE KIDS spoken SAFE!
RON
… From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall…
RON
Long story short,
this guy,
whispered voldemort
was super cruel…
HARRY
spoken Voldemort?
THE KIDS
GASP! SHHH!!!
RON
… Tried to kill you your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool…
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and its story we enjoy to tell….
RON THE KIDS
Youre Harry Freakin Potter!
We dont prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
Youre a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
youre a superstar to us all!
If were in trouble we know who to call!
DANCE BREAK
RITA SKEETER
Youre Harry Freakin Potter!
I wouldnt wince at all,
youre invincible to all harm!
Like betty crocker–
RITA SKEETER THE KIDS
Oooh!
RITA
… I wanna eat you up!
No onell beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
youre the Boss,
youre the King,
youre the Bomb!
HARRY
But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago…
THE KIDS
Long ago they died!
HARRY
… I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know…
… All he knows, thats why–
HARRY
I never thought Id be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late…
I guess its time for me step up to the plate
and show em that Im something great!
Im Harry Freakin Potter!
Ill do what I can
if what you say I am is true!
I cant be bothered
by my awful past,
Ive found at last
something I can do,
so its time I knew
exactly who I am…
Im Harry Freakin Potter!
THE KIDS
Youre Harry Freakin Potter!
HARRY THE KIDS
ImYoure Harry Freakin Potter–
HARRY
… And Im the Man!
THE KIDS
Ahhhhhh
HARRY THE KIDS
spoken HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!