Hes got a hammock hung up
Between a sweet gum and a piece of PVC
Hes a hotdog griller, and a cold beer killer
And he fights for guns and peace
Hes a college grad with a tat on his back
Of a fuzzy memory
He pays cash and respects to Merle
A single wide dreamer, in a double wide world
Hes a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a
Preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
Hes as easy as that breeze a blowin
Up the skirt on Marilyn Man-rowin
And a floatin and a tokin down that stream
Hes an over-qualified-er
A bonafide backslider
A poet and a know-it-all
And a pleasure when hes stoned
He works extra hard to not work too hard
Grows grass in his backyard
And if Heaven aint for him
Hell, I dont wanna go
Hes a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a
Preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
Yeah hes the friend ya got that gets with all the willin girls
Single wide dreamin in a double wide world
All the willin girls
Hes a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a
Preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
Hes as easy as a breeze a-blowin
Up the skirt on Marilyn Man-rowin
And a floatin and a tokin down that stream
Yeah hes the friend ya got that gets with all the willin girls
Single wide dreamin in a double wide world
Hes a single wide dreamer in a double wide world