[Lyrics for Adam Sandler – Stoned On Sesame Street]
Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet.
Kermit:
Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
I’d like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really f*cked (bleeped) up. He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today’s letter is?
Big Bird:
Sure Kermit, today’s letter is………joint.
Kermit:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.
Big Bird:
Sorry kids. Today’s letter is….threeee!
Kermit:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle*
Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I’ve smoked today.
Kermit….Are you with me?
Kermit:
God, I’m stoned!
Big Bird:
Me too.
*laughs*
Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.
Kermit:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our ABC’s Big Bird…
Big Bird:
OK…
Kermit and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C
Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.
Kermit:
Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??
Big Bird:
Yes I did.
Kermit:
Heh, Kramitt the frog here. OK, OK, that’s all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids.Today’s show was brought to you by the letter ummm,
Big Bird:
bong…
Kermit:
And the number……
Big Bird:
God, you’re messed up…
Kermit:
f*ck you!!! (bleeped)
Kermit:
The number, f*ck you!! (bleeped)
*laughing*
Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids!
*music*
Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet