This town aint big, this town aint small
Its a little of both they say
Our ball club may be minor league but at least its triple A
We sit below the Marlboro man, above the right field wall
We do the wave all by ourself
Hey ump, a blind man couldve made that call
We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher whats his name
Well we cant even spell it
We dont worry about the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
Theres nothing like the view from the cheap seats
The game was close, well call it a win
Go off to toast the boys again
That local band is back in town
They got a kinda minor league sound
Theyre not that bad, theyre not that good
But all in all its understood
We wanna dance, they wanna play
We wouldnt have it any other way
We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher whats his name
Well we cant even spell it
We dont worry about the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
Theres nothing like the view from the cheap seats
Cheap seats
Now the majors called up ol whats his name
And one more buildin rises tall
And suddenly were all grown up
And this old town not quite so small
But Ill always miss the middle size town
In the middle of the middle-west
With no name pitchers and local bands
And mustard and relish and all the rest
We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher whats his name
Well we cant even spell it
We dont worry about the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
Theres nothing like the view from the cheap seats
Cheap seats