Candy May, I think Im dying
Yeah, cause Im frail and Im tired
And I constantly complain about the pain Im in
But Candy May, she knows me better, yes, she knows my ways
She has seen me naked, she knows Im packing heat
She has a way of saying baby, come to me complete
Shes my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And Im filled with a dirty white guilt
Shes a brown on her doily frills
She loves me still
Sweetest eyes, so dark and shining
They see a shadow in their vision
Then it fades and then it dies, sweetest eyes
But Candy May, dont think Im lying
I got a flavor in my mouth, it never truly goes away
Thats Candy May
So when you see me and Candy May
And were walking down the street at a mean pace
And she is crying out You fn lonely man
You worthless piece of shit
You all wouldnt understand
Cause Candy May, I know she loves me in her own true way
You call it as you see it, you think you know the score
But you just never had a girl like Candy May before
Shes my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And Im filled with a dirty white guilt
Shes a brown on her doily frills
Shes my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And Im filled with a dirty white guilt
Shes a brown on her doll with frills
Shes my sweet sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And Im filled with a dirty white guilt
Shes a brown on her doily frills
She loves me still