I have a little house
Close to town but not to the city
Far from home but near my family
No water views but so close to the sea
I see, this is how my little life could be
And Im filling it with things
Like furniture that I find on the street
And all the special things Id like to eat
Pictures of people that Id like to meet, oh meet
Well Im orbiting the world
And its so pretty and so lonely
My little love affairs are all scheduled round the TV guide
And my sex life has all been plagiarized
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
Id like to rent a wife
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
The three of us, we could be so happy
Then with each other, meet with company
Ill see them, Ill find a flight around the world
And its so pretty and so lonely
I could just die, I might just die
I could just die, I might just die
And at my funeral
They will say Tom, he was such a nice guy,
He went too early but he went in style
Theyll play my music and then they will cry
Then theyll have a little wake
Theyll drink bad wine and theyll eat lemon cake
And my mothers little heart will break
And shell say Wait there must be must some mistake.
He cant be dead, take me instead
Oh but Im not dead
They tell me Im not dead
They say that Im not dead
That I wont die for some time
Im in my little house
Just writing little songs to past the time
Which incidentally is 7 49
So dont you worry Im completely fine, Im fine
And dont you worry Im completely fine, Im fine
Dont you worry Im completely fine, Im fine
Dont you worry Im completely fine, Im fine
Dont you worry Im completely fine, Im fine
Im just so fucking fine.