Wake up, we probably should talk a little, Jacob
Why? Because theres been a major shake up
Light the lamp they keep on the table
Yeah, you married me instead of Rachel
You want me to
Wear a veil and never put the shades up?
You want me to
Try to starve and find a way to shape up?
You want me to
Drive to Egypt get myself a facial?
You want me to?
Oh, I dont think you trust in my shelf-life as your new bride
I tried but Rachels the perfect size!
Wake up, Labal, youre in trouble this is Jacob
Open the door or itll break up
Whyd you give me Leah stead of Rachel
Yeah you know she aint no Charlies Angel
You wanted to
Even if she puts on lots of make-up
Put fun into
Leahs face could scare away your hiccups
My honeymoon
Ive seen better faces on a bagel
Ill punish you
Why dont we discuss this nice?
Downsize your foolish pride
Why fight? I gave you the first in line
And I threw in a concubine
All right — for Rachel just serve me twice
Father! Father! Father! Father!
Father its to intense I cant stand to hear it
Father you knew the plan — Why did you give Jacob me?
In disguise so secretly? Is there no escape for me?
Its my heart youre breakin, please no!
Brushed aside — Now Im just doin time
I cry while Jacob diversifies
Cant lie — shes such a cutie pie
Why try — when Rachels the perfect bride