This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles
From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn
Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem
Up above from a distance a star was giving me light
My wife was heavy cause her child was due
We had to stop for the night
So I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel
And I was thinking to myself I hope to heaven theyll give me some help
But they told us no-can-do and they sent me away
Theres a place around the corner though where you both can stay
Welcome, but the hotel cant afford ya
Such a lovely place but were out of space
Ran out of room and the hotel cant afford ya
Its the time of year with the census here
My wife was definitely gifted, thats what the Lords angel said
She was about to have a baby boy while still virgin
Spent the night in the barnyard, cheap slumlords rent
Some night to remember, some night to forget
So because of what happened I was grieving for my wife
I said They probably havent cleaned in here since B.C. 65
Animal voices were calling for straw and hay
Keeping you up through the middle of the night just as if to say
Welcome, but the hotel cant afford ya
Such a lovely place, but were out of space
Holiday rush and the hotel cant afford ya
What a nice surprise for your silent night
He was born that evening and shepherds came that night
And they said Were all just visitors here of the Holy Christ
And in an asss manger, they found the boy asleep
They started getting teary eyed so they went back to their sheep
Last thing I remember there were wise men at the door
They had a bunch of packages from the place they were before
Were late, said the wise men We had problems Christmas Eve
Weve been checking out your shiny light all through the Middle East