The ugly tattooed swingers euphemise
And call their mucky hobby tryst
But if i saw another man touch you
Id break his fucking wrists
Monogamys not natural, we cant survive
Thats what hell say
He loves to swap, hes open-minded
But dont dare suggest hes gay
And maybe were just lucky
Maybe our connection is unique
And if thats really just what normal people do
Arent you proud to be a freak?
The so-called doctor grays a billionaire
Because hes got the sexes sussed
Were a different race, we cant communicate
And mind-games are a must
But if you need a man, just buy the book
And follow all the rules
Theres no-one quicker to splash out
Than vulnerable, desperate lonely fools
Do you know enough to circle me a yes
In just three minutes, can i suitably impress
Why dont we ignore the whistle
Just a look, a smile, a kissll tell you
All you really need to know
And maybe were just different
Maybe were natures surprise
So put down the book, log off,
And keep your wallet closed
And just look me in the eyes