Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago? I just bought this boombox, its playing at the totally wrong speed, uh, I dont want a refund, or…
– Ah, Im sorry son…
– …Can you just, uh, give me another one?
– …No
The sale is final, no rebates
If youre a member you can come and say
Sir would you help me or give me a break in credit credit
You read the fine print and you signed
No were not authorized, the cards declined Oh!
If youll just sign here, we can change your dimes in credit credit
In credit we win you lose, in credit our choices by you
In credit, go buy something used, credit, credit credit credit check it
The warranties do not suffice
You bought at cost, oh well, you paid the price
The sign is clear, it says you break, you buy – some credit credit
Well send you coupons in the mail
Quite a markoff so dont buy retail
Go get a loan for we get wholesale in credit credit, credit
Credit, do what youre told, in credit, returned when youre old
In credit, to have and to hold, in credit, get that check, check it, credit
Uh, credit may I help?
Your driving record is not clean
Your mortgage payments remain outstanding
Give us your body or will drop nineteen in credit credit, credit!
All is fair and fairs a game
The game is buying and youre forced to play
When youre old your kids will trade your brains for credit credit, a lotta credit
For credit well always come back, with credit youll never keep track
Do credit, its better than crack, dad credit, no turning back, credit
Oh, Ive got bad credit, woah! Credit, uh huh, oh
Whats that? Credit, oh
To have and to hold it hurts me Credit
Makes me so hot Take it back, take it back, take it back
Then go right away, to an ATM machine, just right away
Could go right away and check your credit, check it, check your balance
While youre at it, check your credit
No, give me some credit, quit being retarded at least