OMG! He broke up with me!
Now I hate the world,
And I hate you too, she said.
OMG! Tell me whos that girl
On his myspace?
I think Ill kill myself, she said.
Nobody likes an Angry Angelina!
Nobody likes to hang around a Crabby Christina!
Youll never forget all your problems
If you use hate to resolve them.
You have to let it go
And think of all the good things coming!
OMG! Did you look outside?
I cant believe its snowing!
Now I really effin hate my life, she said.
OMG! I have no Valentine!
Cause nobody loves me!
And nobody gives a shit, she said.
You have to be like a Jolly Josephina!
Everybody loves you when you are a Happy Henrietta!
You have to realize that you can make it better.
Who cares about the weather
When you know its going to change tomorrow?
Bratty Brenda, Mean Melissa,
Why you gotta be so mean?
Jealous Jody, Catty Cathy,
We dont want you on our team!
Too Cool Carol, Sour Sarah,
Why you gotta be so snotty?
Hateful Heather, Bully Brittney,
We dont want you at our party!