Im a shark, Im a shark,
A killer of the ocean,
Im a shark, Im a shark,
And silently I strike.
Im a shark, Im a shark,
Im dumber than a tree,
I only have three thoughts and they are eat, swim, …eat.
Hes a shark, hes a shark,
I was swimming in the ocean,
Hes a shark, hes a shark,
I got picked up by a boat.
A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
And now my name is Billy, Im a Theme Park Shark.
Billy, the themepark shark,
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but hes too well-fed.
The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy,
Now it means that its time to clean the pool…
Im a shark, Im a shark,
Im swimming in a pool,
Im a shark, Im a shark,
I dont have to fight for food,
I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
And Im the only shark I know who has a dental plan.
Who has a dental plan.
Hes a shark, hes a shark,
And Im a big attraction.
Hes a shark, hes a shark,
They love to watch me jump,
Ive been the star for years and Ive never been for sale,
At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.
Billy, the themepark shark,
Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but hes too well-fed.
Im a shark, Im a shark,
But Im not in my natural habitat,
Hes fat and old and lazy,
But Im happy youre here.
I really hope these activists dont free Billy,
cause out there in the wild, Id be dead.
The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that its time to clean the pool.
Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, in the wild, hed be dead.
Oh, Billy, Billy Billy, Billy
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
Billy, Billy Billy, Billy
The poster fish of tourism Iowa!