You know something girl? Im thinking about you right now.
You dont want to know what Im thinking, girl.
Or… or do you?
Girl, you think Im the bomb,
but Im old enough to be dating your mom. And I did.
She wasnt that bad, but youre grounded if you tell your dad
that you like the way we dance, with rock-hard abs and plastic pants.
You give us teddy bears,
and in return we shave our chest hairs. Yeah, were so manly.
Cause were singing in a boy band.
The words are stupid, and the musics bland.
Never see a dime for selling out to the man.
Yeah, were a boy band.
We say we met in church, but were a product to market research.
We sing about sex, to little girls who shouldnt think about sex yet.
Its not like they listen, its not like they care.
Cause when we sweat our bodies glisten.
We like the color blue. blue, blue
And were appearing at a mall near you, right beside the food court.
Cause were singing in a boy band.
The words are stupid, and the musics bland.
No one likes us here, but were big in Japan.
Yeah, were a boy band.
Throw your hands up in the air,
and wave them around like you just dont care.
You just dont care, you just dont care,
now bring your hands down from the air.
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot ahh ahh ahh ahh.
Cause were singing in a boy band.
The words are stupid and the musics bland.
Another pollutant in the pop wasteland.
Yeah, were a boy band.
Yeah, were a boy band.
Yeah, were a boy band.