Whos the guy with all the tests? Hes
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
A white lab jacket, a hypodermic
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
He doesnt care if youre alive or dead
Hell perform an analysis of your head
Find out if youve bleached your hair
Try and fool him if you dare, hes
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Oh yeah!
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just ask
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Was his scar caused by a fork, just ask
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
He knows all of the spectrographic analyser
Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level
He knows how many hairs are on your head
He knows when the coffees ready, hes
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Oh yeah!
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Where would television be without him?
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Theres nobody else whos earned our trust except for
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed
Only gets the girl if shes been killed
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Poor Sams only along for the ride, hes
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Oh yeah!
Sam, the guy from Quincy!
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Hes Sam!