I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rents too high, the airs unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy cause they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayors a dork
They dress real bad and they think theyre New York
In Toronto, Ontario
You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
I took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian Mulrooney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
I dont even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!
Ontariio Sucks
actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt
I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotias dumb cause its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesnt have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
Manitobas population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isnt that stupid!?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, theyre too cold!
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!
cause Alberta doesnt suck
But Calgary does