My father was a lawyer, moms at university
My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D.
My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky
But I am the most famous, Im a TV weather guy
He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
H e always says its sunny if the telestrators broke
Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky
But hes got a steady income as a TV weather guy
They said that Im not qualified to be on the TV
Dont know Celsius from Fahrenheit so I just say degrees
I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies
And end up being right more than the guy on channel five
He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
He always says its sunny if the telestrators broke
Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky
But hes got a steady income as a TV weather guy
On Saturdays I must be out of bed by five A.M.
Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens
Greeting all the viewers with a Hi-hi-hip-hello!
Cause its the day I have to host a kiddie cartoon show
He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock
He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog
Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry
Hes a lousy clown but a good TV weather guy
They said that Im not cute enough to be an anchorman
Not tough enough for sports and for the arts I was too bland
But I know that some day I will reach my TV goal
When I guest star on Baywatch or 90210
Til then Ill smile at the camera and tell a little joke
He always says its sunny if the telestrators broke
He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys
But hes got a steady income as a TV weather guy
Hes got a steady income as a TV weather guy!