i joined a gym,
although its not punk at all,
but i gotta look good and lower my cholesterol.
theres one girl i want to notice me.
ill have a slightly better chance if my body is buff you see.
im being obsessive, B-E obsessive.
her name is enya, for her, im running this mile,
and it will upset my parents that i am stalking a gentile.
im willing to do anything, ill be her slave.
theres only one word difference in new age and new wave.
we can sing it enya, your synthesizer or mine,
its all the same,
and doesnt enya goren oronoco flow,
like the perfect name?
so i joined a gym with my dad,
we were both scared,
and its always pretty weird seeing your dad in his underwear.
at the universal machine,
i put the weight at 1 lbs. you see,
i bench the thing up and down real fast and everybody envies me.
you dont even know me enya, and ive only seen your face on the cover of your cd.
im waiting for you enya, so please enya wait for me.
your heart could fall for mine if you let it,
i wrote you a love letter did you get it?
though i know this might sound strange,
if you dont like who i am, maybe i can change.