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ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the jewish conspiracy. and how the jews run the media, and they have all the money, and they pretty much dominate the world. no, well ive heard of it and that would pretty much leave one day of the year when no one else is around to have a whole year of planning of world domination, and thats christmas. merry christmas buddies!
its christmas eve and you know i am hardly sleeping.
but there are no presents waiting for me on the floor.
its the one day of the year when i use what my super jewish powers are for. HEY!
got my code name and number its 16761.
while you were sitting aroudn the tree and that knockoff menorah,
youre idle, we work. justice is done.
princess di, we killed her. el nino, we made it. reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, lets trade him.
if the neo-nazis know were part of the conspiracy,
and if its as strong as they think, you think theyd be nicer to me.
still mad about what happened to your pal jesus?
well, if he didnt die for your sins, youd be going to hell with the rest of us.
princess di, we killed her. el nino, we made it.
reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, lets trade him.
wouldnt you like to know what we do on christmas?
you think were sitting around polishing our horns?
making soup with the blood of the christian born?
you think im being rude?
we go to the movies and eat chinese food.