Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
Theres no such thing as a gentle toke
Theres no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like you when you slip me a roofy
I like it when youve got the crack
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
Its hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my gloves
I wanna be reckless
But Im feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack
Whos got the crack, whos got the crack