I was born too late to play in the rolling stones
I dont know jimmy page, I never met yoko ono
Standing with a strat, Im rock and rolls bastard son
Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun
I dont got a million dollars, dont drive a cadillac
Gimme half a chance, cause Im not dead yet
Im not dead yet – not dead yet
Im a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back
Youd better get a bigger gun, Im not dead yet
I been machine-gunned, hand-gunned, hijacked, left for dead
Divebombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit
Im dancing on a landmine, one leg left
But I can still crawl and Im not dead yet
Well, youre bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher
Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier
You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife
Take your bare hands and rip out my eyes
You kicked me in the balls and bit me in the neck
Hit me again, cause Im not dead yet
Well theres a mugger in the alley, theres a sniper in the hall
Theres a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls
The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose
And lee harvey oswalds brothers on the loose
Theres a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back
Someday hes gonna get me, but Im not dead yet
Im not dead yet – not dead yet
Im a wild card waiting in the middle of the deck
Youd better get a bigger gun, Im not dead yet