I pulled out for San Anton
I never felt so good
My woman said shed meet me there
And of course I knew she would
And he asked me my name
I give it to him right away
Then I hung my head in shame
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin for my lo and behold!
Get me outta here, my dear man
I come in Pittsburgh
At six-thirty flat
I found myself a vacant seat
An I put down my hat
Whats the matter, Molly dear
Whats the matter with your mound?
Whats it to ya, Moby Dick?
This is chicken town
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin for my lo and behold!
Get me outta here, my dear man
I bought my girl a herd of moose
One she can call her own
Well, she came out the very next day
See where they had flown
Im goin down to Tennessee
Get me a truck or somethin
I wanna save my money
And rip it up
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin for my lo and behold!
Get me outta here, my dear man
Now I come in on a ferris wheel
An the boys I sure was slick
I come in like a ton of bricks
Laid a few tricks on em
Goin back to Pittsburgh
Count up to thirty
Round that horn and ride that herd
Gonna thread up
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin for my lo and behold!
Get me outta here, my dear man