Well, that big dumb blonde
With her wheel gorged
Turtle, that friend of theirs
With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk
With his cheese in the cash
Theyre all gonna be there
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Its that million dollar bash
Evrybody from right now
To over there and back
The louder they come
The bigger they crack
Come now, sweet cream
Dont forget to flash
Were all gonna meet
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Its that million dollar bash
Well, I took my counselor
Out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there
She told him a yarn
Then along came Jones
And emptied the trash
Evrybody went down
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Its that million dollar bash
Well, Im hittin it too hard
My stones wont take
I get up in the mornin
But its too early to wake
First its hello, goodbye
Then push and then crash
But were all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Its that million dollar bash
Well, I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
I punched myself in the face
With my fist
I took my potatoes
Down to be mashed
And I made it over
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Its that million dollar bash