Wish I would have noticed sooner
All that crazy in your eyes
Do you practice in the mirror
On that tempting crooked smile
Like the serpent in the garden
You came crawling back to me
Twice I ate that poisoned apple
Made me sick of being Eve
Well Ill admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
Oh yes I do
Honey, I miss you being gone
I saw that floozy youve been wooing
On your ex-best buddys arm
And I knew youd soon be slinking back, turning on the charm
Yeah well, cupid aint a boozer
And in a tavern throwing darts
Do you think I walk around
With a bulls-eye on my heart?
Well, Ill admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
Oh yes I do
Sugar, I miss you being gone
I miss you like
Drama queens and cat fights and braces on prom night
I miss you like
Boy bands and cheap cologne, our song and chaperones and all the other things that Ive outgrown
Well you know youve got the mojo
But it aint working me no more
and I swear I wont be checking you out when you walk out my door
Ill admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
And boy you got issues
Honey I miss you being gone
Being gone
Being gone
Thank God youre gone