Well, Ive already had two beers
Im ready for the broom
Please, Mrs. Henry, wont you
Take me to my room?
Im a good ol boy
But Ive been sniffin too many eggs
Talkin to too many people
Drinkin too many kegs
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Im down on my knees an I aint got a dime
Well, Im groanin in a hallway
Pretty soon Ill be mad
Please, Mrs. Henry, wont you
Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Im down on my knees an I aint got a dime
Now, dont crowd me, lady
Or Ill fill up your shoe
Im a sweet bourbon daddy
An tonight I am blue
Im a thousand years old
Im a generous bomb
Im T-boned and punctured
Ive been known to be calm
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Im down on my knees an I aint got a dime
Now, Im startin to drain
My stools gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My cranes gonna leak
Look, Mrs. Henry
Theres only so much I can do
Why dont you look my way
An pump me a few?
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Im down on my knees an I aint got a dime