Well you can tell everybody down in ol Frisco
Tell em Tiny Montgomery says hello
Now every boy and girls gonna get their bang
Cause Tiny Montgomerys gonna shake that thing
Tell everybody down in ol Frisco
That Tiny Montgomerys comin down to say hello
Skinny Moo and Incomprehensible Frank
Theyre all gonna taken down by the Incomprehensible
One bird book and a buzzard and a crow
Tell em all that Tinys gonna say hello
Scratch your dad, do that bird
Suck that pig and bring it on home
Think that dream and nose that dope
Tell em all that Tiny says hello
Now hes king of the drunks an he squeezes, too
Watch out, Lester, take it, Lou
Join the monks, the C.I.O.
Tell em all that Tiny Montgomery says hello
Now grease that gig and play it blank
Gonna go on out and gas that dog
Trick on in flower that small
Take it on down begin to grow
Now play it at low and pick it up
Take it on in, in a bowl cup
Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe
Tell em all Montgomery says hello
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a party down in ol Frisco
Tell em all Montgomery says hello