I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
Its not so much the game I like its the hats
See this white band around my neck? its nice!
Its not just fashion
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats
I couldnt care less whats in a chocolate mousse
I couldnt care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldnt care less how old are ernie and bert
I couldnt care less whats under kd langs skirt
Shaggy said to velma, hey now velma how you doing?
And velma said jinkies shag Im just fine.
Then daphne said to fred hey lets get drunk down in the forest
And all night fred was yakking up red wine
I couldnt care less why was fonzie cool
I couldnt care less how sweat hogs do in school
I couldnt care less how do they fill the caramilk bar
I couldnt care less my car says the door, is ajar.
I couldnt care less whats in a chocolate mousse
I couldnt care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldnt care less how old are ernie and bert
I couldnt care less whats under kd langs skirt
I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth
Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up Ill name my children alice albert and alfred
Ill call them for supper like this, dinners ready, al!
I couldnt care less what morton downey says
I couldnt care less whats on the head of my pez
I couldnt care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldnt care less whys the super big gulp cheaper
No really, thats ridiculous
I couldnt care less whats in a chocolate mousse
Its ground up antlers
I couldnt care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
Apples, cheese, broccoli
I couldnt care less how old are ernie and bert
Their like fourty or something
I couldnt care less whats under kd langs skirt
I really dont know