I leave from softball practice every night
Its getting dark, but the golden arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what Im going to say
id like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?
I am in love with a mcdonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a mcdonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She doesnt try to impress anyone
She doesnt act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She dont treat me like a simpleton
Shes not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
When my hamburgers cold, I get up ready to go,
Shes only fifteen years old, and Im in love with her soul
Shes got a gold tooth, you know shes hardcore
Shell show you a good time, then shell show you the door…boy!
There she stands behind the register
Shes taking orders from the saddle river little league
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week
As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big mac, filet o fish, quarter pounder, french fries
Icey coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies
Sing that song of taste
You can only find at one place mcdonalds