Barenaked Ladies – Uncle Elwyn Lyrics

Its uncle Elwyn
Its uncle Elwyn
My uncle Elwyn is tall
My Elwyn is small
My Elwyn plays a mean basketball

Hes about 45 maybe 55, 60
Im not sure, once he mixed me a drink
I was about 5 years old

It was Koolaid and pop
I thought that was cold
Cold meaning good

Colds supposed to be bad
But I think that I unverified would

Change some things,I change their meanings
Ive been here, Ive been demeaning

Once, twice, maybe three times
I asked my uncle Elwyn hes a mime
Ask uncle Elwyn
Ask uncle Elwyn

E L W Y N thats Elwyn, say it again
E L W Y N thats Elwyn, say it again
E L W Y N thats Elwyn, sing it again