Dont put your finger up your nose
Cause your nose knows, its not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze but Im askin you, please
Dont put your finger up your nose
Dont stick your finger up your ear
Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear
You can thump it an you can tug it but please, dont plug it
Dont stick your finger up your ear
Dont put your finger up your nose
Cause your nose knows, its not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze but Im askin you, please
Dont put your finger up your nose
Dont put your finger in your eye
Its not a thing you think you gotta try
You can blink it you can wink it but I dont think it
Would be good to put your finger in your eye
Dont put your finger up your nose
Cause your nose knows, its not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze but Im askin you, please
Dont put your finger up your nose
Dont stick your finger down your throat
Cause thatd just make you start to choke
Then up will come your dinner, an youll start to look much thinner
Dont stick your finger down your throat
Dont put your finger up your nose
Cause your nose knows, its not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze but Im askin you, please
Dont put your finger up your nose
Dont put your finger up your nose
Cause your nose knows, its not the place it goes
You can sniffle, you can sneeze but Im askin you, please
Dont put your finger up your nose
At least not in front of me