Call Me Maybe
Im watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard Wish youd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
Im wearing your underwear that I stole from your place.
Im a total psycho Spying through a window Ill kill that Michell hoe And take over as first lady
Hi, nice to met you Im friggin crazy When I kill your wife You will marry me
Carly Obama will be my new name Ive been your stalker since your first campaign
Whoa I dont know you Your friggin crazy You look like a dude Your eyes are lazy And you need to stop stalking me Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.
You might not realize it yet But well soon be having sex inside the Oval Office
Your totally insane Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard.
Please stop or Im gonna barf, you look worse than Mc
Cain.
Now Im gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top Oh my head hit a rock OMG its really bloody
I snuck in your room while you were away And stole your boxers They smell good, dont they?
Get those damn boxers out of my face Or else Ill gonna call the C.
I.
No!
Please I love you!
Just give me one taste.
Take one step closer and Ill scream rape Wait!
Who the hell is that guy playing the bass.
Oh thats Osama
My death was a fake.
When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.
How could you do that?
This makes me so so mad.
But secretly Ive always liked your sexy beard and hat.
Will you be my man Will you call me maybe?