Stark naked in front of my mirror
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all Ive eaten sugar and fat
Its getting obvious thats not where its at
A big pot and tripley chin
Oh what condition my condition was in
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Arent always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
Thats what you get when you eat that way
I read a book on organic foods
Jumped on a health food kick
Put me in the mood
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way youre feelin clean out of sight
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
Were gonna spread the news and give you the word
We hope that soon youll eat like we did today
Were mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.s on its way
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town
H.-E.-L.-P.
H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw em all out
Youll feel so good youll jump up and shout
If you havent why dont you go shopping today
And member now that H.E.L.P. s on its way
H.-E.-L.-P.
Radiant Radish