Silken hair, more silken hair
Fell on her face and no wind was blowin
Shes goin bald
Silken hair, more silken hair
Lay near her pillbox, down at her feet
Shed been on a trip
I peeked in and when I saw
Shed lost her hair, I thought I would keel
Shes goin bald
When she saw her shining forehead
Didnt stop, she swooned to the ground
Really flipped her wig
Laughed so hard, I blew my mind
I blew my cool, I blew myself over
What a blow
Yeah, a blow
What a blow
Yeah, a blow
What a blow
She drew her comb across her scalp
And brushed what she had left
I tried to salvage what I could
And threw it in a sack
She made a beeline to her room
And grabbed all kind of juice
She started pourin it on her head
And thought itd grow it back
Youre too late, mama
Aint nothin upside your head
No more, no more, no more, no more
Upside your head
Youre too late, mama
Aint nothin upside your head
No more, no more, no more, no more
Upside your head
Youre too late, mama
Aint nothin upside your head
No more, no more, no more, no more