Theres a party going on in here for real
I got more product than Ron Popeil
So deal with that troop were troopers
The only air time you get is on bloopers
Beastie Boys in the place up in the space
So renovate or evacuate
You better think twice before you start flossing
I been in your bathroom often
Taking punk MCs out Im all about
My to do list today is turn the party out
Getting hot in here no room to breath
I got my pen in my hand so you best not sleep
No Im not Herman Munster not Dr. Spock
I go by the name of the King Adrock
So heres a match my ass and your face
Listen when I tell you dog, Im in your crawl space
Youre in front of my house and you know thats wack
Bite my rhymes with a scanner from Radio Shack
You suckers try to front like youve got the force
But Ill slay like Vader sip you for a first course
Dont even get me started on intercourse
Dont step into my zone or even periphery
Cant grab a hold of my style its too slippery
The way you act a fool son you cant erase
And you running on your way like steeple chase
You tried to take my title now put it back in place
But now youre busted wearing panties and lace
Steeling my style from my trophy case
But my drives secure like an army base
Youre sneaking and you peeking and you trying to give chase
But you aint never gonna catch me, Im in your crawl space
Schematics, blueprints and microfilm
Calibrate your sonar when Im in your realm
Cause you know were getting scarier and scarier
And this extends beyond the Tri-State-Area
Omnipresent and omnipotent
My rhymes are whales and yours are rodents
This means huge compared to very small
You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?
Cause these rhymes are two hundred proof
Theyre like anvils lined up on a roof
Waiting to drop on your corny melon
Cause were not buying what youre selling
First you want to battle then you start to whine
Youre looking hungry, it must be snack time
So run home where you feel safe
But dont sleep Cochise, Im in your crawl space