Put this on a Zip disk, send it to your lawyer
File me under Funky
Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmer
Big holiday parties like Dolly Padner
Sometimes I get Pad Thai as a starter
My other order, Pad See Yew, is much darker
Adam Horovitz, I take a shvitz
Im known for my glamour and my glitz, check it
As I bust, I really must encrust
This microphone rust with Diamond fairy dust
I dont wear Crocs and I dont wear sandals
The pump dont work cause the vandals took the handle
Stop singing that song in the wrong key
What you looking at? Funky donkey
Funky donkey
Funky donkey
I-I-I-I-I go weo-weo, like a fire engine
Flashing lights to get your attention
Stop sweating me about the weather
Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater
Dont get me heated or yall in trouble
Bass is booming, make the dancehall bubble
Letting loose, up in the Honky Tonk
With the shoopa-doopa doo-bedonk
Well, I was swimming in the water of the ocean
Like Dr. Jekyll with the magic potion
Were brand new, never ever the same
Whats that, whats that, whats the name?
Funky donkey
Funky donkey
Funky donkey