I kick out the jams and tell you who I am
I said, Ill make you shake your ass like Les McCan
And the youre out talking shit like Yosemite Sam
Youve got the elephant feet like Les McCan
Up the crack of dawn Im on my way
Were talking two foot dump and therell be no delay
Cause Im gone, the shits getting out of hand
Im changing my middle name to first Trem
Im walking on the rhythm like Philippe Petite
Ive got hole in my mouth where my teeth should be
You ask whatever happened to the rappin duke
I heard the Captains gonna sign him to Jive and thats the truth
Taking care of my functions still smokin up the shrubery
I stopped eating chicken cause the shit was too rubbery
Produce organic from my own yard
Only the freshest herbs and growings not too hard
Dreaming on it, screaming on it, ready to get dumb
Waking up my long joint, ready to get some
Looking at my board and my old boots
Seeing a waist deep champagne moment of truth
And on the court Ive got game like my brother Matt
I give a shout out so where you at
But dont get souped Mathew cause Im a take ya
Horatio Park right now and Im a shake ya
Give me the fresh count cause you know that Im stressed out
I need some inspiration so get the best out
Like Rock Master Scott, Im on the request line
Writing the fresh rhyme, having the best time
Good vibes flowing all around
Not a worry in mind as the friends around
A shout out to Linda riding pow forever
Well, the Bird is the word and youre as light as a feather
Well, I smoke a bag of rat weed cause I dont care
And Im waking old ladies out their underwear
I like the boomin grannies in big old panties
Im giving, it to grandma making her crazy
I might be a white boy but Im no goofy
Got beats like Bobalou on I Love Lucy
Im not like the Skipper on Fantasy Island
Im more like Captain Shtupping when I go back whylin
Or S.T.H. when they let me back at the Deuce
Cause I cant get enough of that funky stuff
When the going gets rough aint going out in the sluff
Down with Bubble Gum and Ninth Creation
Get down weve got the sound sensation
Kid Fresh is back from the 80s
And were doing it for the ladies
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