When you say goodbye I really want to know
Everything you do and everyplace you go
And did you take a regular supply
Of those crazy little tampax with you
It hurts me deep inside, it hurts me outside too
I feel a little pardon and I feel a little used
If you ever needed someone to polish up your shoes
Ill be waiting, with my brush
Id move to Italy with you if I had the money
But til then Ill sit at home and read maps and go to pub
Where the weather isnt sunny and the weather isnt bad
Where the bellies look so happy but the faces look so sad
But it doesnt really matter whats outside
Cause Im in here and hes in here
And shes in here and theyre in here
Were all in here, were all so glad
And in our own funny way were all in Italy anyway
Eating fancy pasta, climbing mountain ranges
Drinking ice-cold lagers, living in Spanish castles
Were all with you, in our thoughts
In white ankle socks and pink Bermuda shorts
Ill be with you, with you one day, well all be with you, with you one day
One sunny beach, one sunny life, were all glad for you
But til then, were all glad for you, Im so glad
I am a man, and I have a tent, I have a ball and a bat
I have a li-lo, I have a bucket
I have a good, good, good pair of trunks
Ive got a good, good pair of trunks
Well here I am at the airport, with my passport
I have a brain but only just, and were all glad
Were all so glad, Im so glad, shes so glad, hes so glad
You know how glad I am?