Here he comes, Mothers pride
With the first ever satchel
She bought him swinging by his side
Here he comes, Mothers pride
With a headful of
Get your laces tied and woe betide
With a years supply
Of sandwiches and fairy cakes
That she provides
For him to eat at dinner breaks
Its no surprise at all
At all the friends, he makes
His stomach aches
His mothers pride
Hes presentable, well looked after
Hes domestically disastrous
Hes adorable, Mothers pride
Here he comes, Fathers pride
With a head filled up
With devil dogs and genocide
Here he comes, Fathers pride
Showing all the kids
His tickets for ringside
Hell always roam the yard
Looking for a fight
Hell pick on all the kids
Whore twice his height
Hes the reason dinner ladies
Toss and turn at night
Teachers plight, Fathers pride
Hes the image of his dad
Mickey Mouse meets Jack the lad
Hes never sad, Fathers pride
Here he comes, Mothers pride
Here he comes, Fathers pride
Here he comes, Mothers pride
Fathers pride, his mothers pride