All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired
So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike
And if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz
Every weed in the gardens mine but the lawnmowers his
Every weed in the gardens mine but the lawnmowers his
And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If theyve got my fingerprints on, theyre my tits and fanny not his
If theyve got my fingerprints on, theyre mine, not his
Now youve found someone new, may I watch him do what I used to do
So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
Ill be there at the window with my face pressed up against
Maybe I shouted too loud, maybe you were blissfully deaf
But I hope hes a better sport than he was a ref
I hope hes a better sport than he was a ref
And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If theyve got my fingerprints on, theyre my tits and fanny not his
If theyve got my fingerprints on, theyre mine, not his
I hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest
Cause theres less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
Yes, theres less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If theyve got my fingerprints on, theyre my tits and fanny not his
If theyve got my fingerprints on, theyre mine, not his
Now youve found someone new